first time i have seen the first update....
This had my rolling around in fit of laughter 

The Security Guard

While Wal was thanking security at parliament one of the Guards said "do you think you achieved anything?

Wal replied "well no one came out to speak with me but I take that as a positive as they can't justify what they are doing, either that or they didn't know I was here"

The guard said "Oh they know you're here alright. You're the talk of the building"